YE GAY O’LE VALLEY: America, The Land of the Penis

By: Dani Langevin

If you do not house a penis between your legs here in America, your rights are being chipped away. If you do not have a sexual attraction to the opposite sex, your rights are going to be nonexistent. Since Roe v Wade has been overturned, the penis’ (and vaginas they have beaten into submission) find you to be abhorrent and a threat to the “American Way,” if you are anything but white, straight and male. Yes, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” but if they are anything but white, male, and straight, let’s destroy any manner of humanity we may feel toward you and annihilate you.

The Supreme Court of the United States, an institution that is supposed to represent and protect the rights of all Americans, has decided that women have no rights over their own body. Men have the right to rape at will but, women have no right to decide what enters their body and what stays in their body. A parasite implanted by yet another white, straight male rapist inside a female host and forced to have it suck the life out of her for 10 months. Yes, you biological moron, women are pregnant for 10 months not 9. White straight men making decisions for all women means ten-year-old girls will be raped, impregnated and forced to give birth. These brilliant “men’’ were shocked and, quite literally, in disbelief to hear that this very thing came to fruition. Their ignorance and stupidity prevented them from embracing the horrifying reality of the situation and claimed it to be false because it didn’t fit their narrative. And their narrative is forced Christianity, forced pregnancy, forced sex, and forced subjugation. And it all began with white, straight celibate priests who never had a wife or daughter.

The fear of the alt-right is that their way of life is going to be destroyed. And what is their way of life? Well, men are men and women are women according to some very strict and very narrow guidelines. You must be white. You must be straight, and you must be Christian. If you are male, you’ve never had to fight for any rights-ever. You were always allowed to marry, own property, become educated, vote (yes I know at one point you had to own land), own land, file for divorce, acquire inheritance, be granted custody of your children, take out a loan, apply for a credit card, serve in the military, travel unaccompanied and many other rights that every other human being have had to fight for. You have not been told that you’re too fat, too skinny, too old, too young, too short, too tall, unattractive, unf***able, hysterical, emotional, too sexy, not sexy enough, shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about, you asked for it, cock tease, called babe, whistled at or told, “You all trying to stimulate me?” when a man smells your perfume (actually happened to me). You have certainly never been force f+++ked and then forced to build a blood sucking leech in your body.

(No, I don’t think fetus’ are leeches. They are however, leeches when forced.
Because men can’t get pregnant or breastfeed, their time is not monopolized by ten months of pregnancy which can include morning sickness, gestational diabetes, high blood pressure, preeclampsia, preterm labor, depression and anxiety, pregnancy loss/miscarriage and still birth. These are things that are very real for an adult woman. A child who is pregnant can experience all of these things including: low birth weight, anemia, higher infant mortality, and possible greater risk of cephalopelvic dispro- portion* (the baby’s head is wider than the pelvic opening). I was twenty-six when I gave birth. I was a full-grown woman. The doctor had to cut my vagina with scissors to make room for my daughter. It was enough and she tore me even more. Bet men didn’t know that happens. Many men feel their responsibility ended when they got you pregnant. So, men were able to organize and create rules and laws that benefited them the most and women secondarily, if at all, while women were pregnant and taking care of a nursing baby. And they continue to do so. What’s even more frightening is that they’ve convinced many women to agree with them. They’ve verbally and physically beaten women down for centuries that, for some women, they believe the bullsh!t rhetoric they’ve been fed: that abortion is murder and not actually lifesaving medical procedures for girls and women. Those women who have bought into this male narrative are simply male’s slaves.

Let’s get some facts out there. Approximately 50% of women report getting pregnant on some form of birth control. That’s half of all of the women in the world. And according to the CDC:

Almost 3 million women in the U.S. experienced RRP (rape related pregnancy) during their lifetime. (3 million more children in foster care)

The prevalence of RRP was similar across racial and ethnic groups (i.e., Hispanic, White non-Hispanic, Black non-Hispanic, and other non-Hispanic. Which means you can drop your racist views of rapists).

About 18 million women have experienced vaginal rape in their lifetime. Women who were raped by a current or former intimate partner were more likely to report RRP (26%) compared to those raped by an acquaintance (5.2%) or a stranger (6.9%).

Of women who were raped by an intimate partner, 30% experienced a form of reproductive coercion by the same partner. Specifically, about 20% reported that their partner had tried to get them pregnant when they did not want to or tried to stop them from using birth control. About 23% reported their partner refused to use a condom.
Women raped by an intimate partner who reported RRP were significantly more likely to have experienced reproductive coercion compared to women who were raped by an intimate partner but did not become pregnant.

Breathe those in for a minute. “Specifically, about 20% reported that their partner had tried to get them pregnant when they did not want to or tried to stop them from using birth control.” That would mean that men, who can’t get pregnant, are forcing, coercing or blackmailing women into becoming pregnant against their will. When are men going to be held accountable?

I am a high school teacher. I make it clear to my students that my room is a safe place, and I am a safe person to confide in. There have been many teenage girls that have come to me with the same story. “He kept begging and begging. I didn’t say no but, I didn’t say yes.” And the boy got what he wanted; to please himself without any regard for his partner’s wants, needs or fears. EVERY one of those boys should be prosecuted for sexual assault. EVERYONE! Unless you hear, “Yes,” it’s a NO! Parents teach your boys to respect themselves and the girls and women they are with. Some of them might be your daughters. And don’t think you’ve taught your daughters how to stave off an unwanted rapist. I’ve talked to and studied the result of polls conducted with teenage girls and women in their twenties. Many have admitted that, as confident as they are, they often times freeze and become unable to advocate for themselves during a sexual assault because of the fear of being hurt or killed. So, they subject themselves to the assault to avoid death. Isn’t that comforting.

White, straight men must be voted out of office. Most white, straight men are only looking out for white, straight men. Over three million will continue to rape us and our daughters. It is my opinion that all boys should have a blood sample taken at birth and placed into a database. When a woman is raped, hopefully she will go to a hospital where they can retrieve a DNA swab of her rapist and BANG-he’s in jail. I don’t see any reason why this should be a problem when ten-year-old girls can get pregnant from adult men and be forced to give birth. Men will continue to lie to you and tell you that these policies are for the protection of the “American way” or the “American family” or to preserve “American Values.” It’s code for let’s get rid of anyone who is not white and straight and if they are female, let’s force them back into the kitchen and bedroom and out of the workplace.

You know that saying, “Take it like a man?” I would if it were offered to me. ◊